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Noggymike

AudiSRS 2015 Calendar

Hi all

I hope you are sitting comfortably.

I have some exciting news.

Well to be honest, I thought it was about time I did something positive for the forum, rather than keep blighting it with garbage posts and excessive white space †

So,

After a continued onslaught of abusive/pleading/sarcastic Pm's to "The Firm" (aka SRS Administration) they have finally agreed and given me full backing to revive a staple of car forums..........


The annual members calendar photo competition †


This year will be a simple affair, (so as not to fry my brain!), so basically just take a pic and send it in!

However, I have load of other ideas to bring into the mix over the next few years to make it a really pro active members forum based calendar, bringing everyone into the mix and creating a really eclectic mix of cars and subject matter and giving everyone the opportunity of having an input of how the calendar grows and develops hopefully to become a real success story for all those involved. †


There are some basic guidelines to this years calendar, so here is the boring bit. †



Please decide on the best single photo you wish to submit.

Multiple photos will not be accepted.

Please make sure the picture is of Hi-res quality of a reasonable size - 2mb or higher file capacity (poor pictures will have less chance of making it through and will only lead to disappointment!)

Please send the picture to the following email address,

calendar@audisrs.com

We have set a target of achieving a minimum of 50 purchases by,

Midnight Sunday 30th November 2014

If that target is not met, then everyone will receive a full refund.

Now the really important bit.

The price †

1 calendar @ £9.99 delivered. Order here: http://audisrs.com/shop.html?component=shop&id=calendar14_x1

2 calendars @ £17.99 delivered. Order hereL http://audisrs.com/shop.html?component=shop&id=calendar14_x2


So as you can see

This is not a money making scheme!

I would like it to grow into a fundamental part of the forum year involving great cars, great pics, great banter, so please give it a go and see if we can create a calendar masterpiece!



So lastly...



Thanks for taking the time to read all this,

but more importantly.



Thanks for supporting me with this "Forum" project.


So what are you waiting for...

with ADI this weekend there is no excuses!!!!!!!



Cheers

Noggymike
tanoga

Well done Mike and good effort I will be placing an order for sure.
Noggymike

tanoga wrote:
Well done Mike and good effort I will be placing an order for sure.


Thanks Karl

Onwards and upwards
tanoga

here's one to start with


Markv

Mike
I'll take one that's the missus sorted for Xmas cheers buddy.
Markv
Professor Peach

That's mine ordered (why did paypal go all French on me).

I'll get a picture sent off to you Mike. As the finest looking D2 S8 in the world, it's bound to get in    (probably).

Noggymike

tanoga wrote:
here's one to start with





Cheers!


Ps


I bet that beats the noggy off the line!
Noggymike

Markv wrote:
Mike
I'll take one that's the missus sorted for Xmas cheers buddy.
Markv



Blimey

She's easily pleased!
Markv

It's a surprise don't ruin it.
Markv
josedebardi

Submitted!

Noggymike

Superb
bigben143

Good work mike....can't wait to see the December  
Noggymike

Some great pics coming in now guys



Keep up the good work



M
Noggymike

Well

I'm pleased to say over the past couple of days, we have received some





















AWESOME







Pics.







Thanks Guys
Norrs2

Okay. I'm going with this one:- (well done Mike for getting this up and running)

Noggymike

     
Noggymike




Anyone able to beat that testosterone pic!
tanoga

Noggymike wrote:



Anyone able to beat that testosterone pic!


Yes, but NOT on a public forum
Noggymike

tanoga wrote:
Noggymike wrote:



Anyone able to beat that testosterone pic!


Yes, but NOT on a public forum


PM me

I cud do with a laugh!
IanH755

I've got 2 "arty" ones of the rs6 but the actual car is only a small part of each pic with the filters and background being more interesting
tanoga

Noggymike wrote:


PM me

I cud do with a laugh!


NO pm send
kmm

Yes... well done Mike.
Firstly for getting this up and running and secondly for not talking dribble for a change like you have already said.

Calendar paid for and awesome picture of my Misano submitted. I have many good pictures, but some of you will know the picture that I'm talking about
stuartx

kmm wrote:
Yes... well done Mike.
Firstly for getting this up and running and secondly for not talking dribble for a change like you have already said.

Calendar paid for and awesome picture of my Misano submitted. I have many good pictures, but some of you will know the picture that I'm talking about


That's a dead cert THAT picture buddy.  I've got some crackers from the other day and looking at the one I sent I'm almost thinking dam I have better ones than that.

DOH
stuartx

Paid
Norrs2

4 paid for.
Noggymike

IanH755 wrote:
I've got 2 "arty" ones of the rs6 but the actual car is only a small part of each pic with the filters and background being more interesting



Don't worry Ian

"Less is more" sometimes!

It's gonna be one of my "themes for a month" next year, if I'm allowed to do next years calendar
Noggymike

I've just checked out the emails sent over the past few days.


Wow


Thanks guys!!!!!!!        


Cheers for all the fantastic pics and support....


You know who you are  



There's still room for some more under the radar cars

So keep them coming!



PS

Also a MASSIVE thanks to all those who have purchased a calendar so far.....


BTW

Each calendar comes with



100 FREE  

Noggymike points






and we all know what points make...





M
markmcc

Good work Mike
2 paid for. Would offer some pics but I fear that my camera skills are lacking so will leave it to the experts.  
Noggymike

markmcc wrote:
Good work Mike
2 paid for. Would offer some pics but I fear that my camera skills are lacking so will leave it to the experts. †



Go for it!

M
Norrs2

Doh. Was wondering why no pictures were going up.  Re read and I was supposed to 'send it in'.  
jockthedog

kerrching
crouchie

Noggymike wrote:
I've just checked out the emails sent over the past few days.


Wow


Thanks guys!!!!!!!


Cheers for all the fantastic pics and support....


You know who you are



There's still room for some more under the radar cars

So keep them coming!



PS

Also a MASSIVE thanks to all those who have purchased a calendar so far.....


BTW

Each calendar comes with



100 FREE †

Noggymike points






and we all know what points make...





M



Points make




























































































































































Space bar allowance
crouchie

1 paid for  
Markv

2 paid for
1-missus
1- daughter
both for Xmas.
markv
Noggymike

Nice one

Doug,Geoff and Mark



I'm having an update at the end of the week so hopefully we can see how many in total have been ordered

M
stimpy

Don't worry Ian

"Less is more" sometimes!


I bloody wish you applied that philosophy to your dribble and space bar addiction! :-0

Paid for 2....

Xx
Noggymike

stimpy wrote:
Don't worry Ian

"Less is more" sometimes!


I bloody wish you applied that philosophy to your dribble and space bar addiction! :-0

Paid for 2....

Xx




FYI

I have been into rehab recently trying to address some of your comments above,(which, lets be honest, were quite hurtful personal accusations, based on my own deep philosophies and outlook in life.)



However



I found the whole process.









































A waste of space.



x



Ps


When we have a


"Give it to me dirty style" calendar picture "theme"


Your'e in already!

Roberto Muggli

Mister M ( ), how does it work for us strange people of far and foreign dwelling?


i.e. how much do I pay for 2 calendars shipped to Switzerland?
Noggymike

Roberto Muggli wrote:
Mister M ( ), how does it work for us strange people of far and foreign dwelling?


i.e. how much do I pay for 2 calendars shipped to Switzerland?



http://audisrs.com/shop.html?component=shop&id=calendar14_x2


Job done
stimpy

Can't wait for the dirty calendar.....  
stimpy

Oh, and wtf is up with wonko myfreeforum malarky?? Have I just been hacked or is that a receipt??
Roberto Muggli

I'm not sure if 17.99 is indeed the correct amount but I've paid that


Let me know if it's not and I'll send more cash!

Maybe when we reach a certain quota Nogaro Promotions can be repainted in Avus Promotions... for faster orders you know.





ps: the item description for the twice-more-calendars still says "x1"
blackthorn

I'll order one on Friday when i get payed mike
stimpy

Roberto Muggli wrote:
I'm not sure if 17.99 is indeed the correct amount but I've paid that


Let me know if it's not and I'll send more cash!

Maybe when we reach a certain quota Nogaro Promotions can be repainted in Avus Promotions... for faster orders you know.

Haha! I referenced that in my note on ordering



ps: the item description for the twice-more-calendars still says "x1"
buzzard

Deal done dude

Nice to see it back on the menu
jockthedog

stimpy wrote:
Can't wait for the dirty calendar..... †


see, I told you there'd be interest
Noggymike

blackthorn wrote:
I'll order one on Friday when i get payed mike


Perfect Roo


(Just like the Pic)

Noggymike

buzzard wrote:
Deal done dude

Nice to see it back on the menu



Cheers

Soon as you get that B8 Loon

Get a pic in

M
Noggymike

jockthedog wrote:
stimpy wrote:
Can't wait for the dirty calendar..... †


see, I told you there'd be interest




Ssssssshhhhh

"That"

Calendar is still in the R&D Stage FFS      
crouchie

stimpy wrote:
Can't wait for the dirty calendar..... †


I won't wash the car for week or two so I can submit my dirty photo  
hiltoa

Dirrrty!



kmm

Just an idea mike. A PM or post here when you receive a picture. I sent you one and thought I'd check you got it ok.
Cheers.
Noggymike

kmm wrote:
Just an idea mike. A PM or post here when you receive a picture. I sent you one and thought I'd check you got it ok.
Cheers.



Great idea!

So here we go

This is the list which will be updated when we receive calendar entries.

I check the email account every 2 days

(I know, I don't know how I wait soooo long!   )



Sorry to those who have not included their Forum user name on their email, I will have to use the details from the email so to ensure you know who are.

Please remember if you want a certain level of privacy, please  include your Forum user name only.


x




So here goes

2015 AudiSRS Calendar entries so far



S4 Muzza

Jose De Bardi ( sorry I can't do the funny bit above the "e")

Fullraceken

Roo

Will 1981

LOWRIDER

David Reid

kmm

Crouchie

B3ndy

guymcc

Andyevo

Stimpy




Keep them pics coming tho guys



Cheers

Mike
jockthedog

Noggymike wrote:

2015 AudiSRS Calendar entries so far



S4 Muzza

Jose De Bardi ( sorry I can't do the funny bit above the "e")

Fullraceken

Roo

Will 1981

LOWRIDER

David Reid

kmm

Crouchie

B3ndy

guymcc

Andyevo

Stimpy




Keep them pics coming tho guys



Cheers

Mike


Did you lose mine already Mike?
BNBboyo

I'll take some pics saturday/sunday
stuartx

He must of lost mine too, re-sent
blackthorn

purchased
Noggymike

blackthorn wrote:
purchased


Nice one Roo

Is it a birthday present?
Noggymike

Ok

Latest update.....

18.30

24/10/2014


2015 Audisrs Calendar received picture entries from..........



S4 Muzza

Jose De Bardi ( sorry I can't do the funny bit above the "e")

Fullraceken

Roo

Will 1981

LOWRIDER

David Reid

kmm

Crouchie

B3ndy

guymcc

Andyevo

Stimpy

stuartx

Paul Hanney

19seventynine

Norrs2

Jockthedog


Plenty of models missing guys





Ps
Thanks to all you who have submitted and bought.

M
Markv

How about an update on the number who have paid.? At least we"ll know if it looks like it's going to be viable?
Markv
Noggymike

Markv wrote:
How about an update on the number who have paid.? At least we"ll know if it looks like it's going to be viable?
Markv



Great point

I'm sure I've grown at least 2,000,000,000 grey hairs wondering about this!
jockthedog

Mike out foraging....

Noggymike

jockthedog wrote:
Mike out foraging....





Fangs alot Doug
Norrs2

Noggymike wrote:
Markv wrote:
How about an update on the number who have paid.? At least we"ll know if it looks like it's going to be viable?
Markv



Great point

I'm sure I've grown at least 2,000,000,000 grey hairs wondering about this!


Yup, 1000's of members and 18 entries!  Hmmmm......

More support needed me thinks!!

Come on guys FFS!!!!! (Well, someone had to say it?)
HPsauce

Just lobbed one in via email showing my S8's together in the snow last year.
Norrs2

HPsauce wrote:
Just lobbed one in via email showing my S8's together in the snow last year.


s8, snow, check.    
Byzan a4

I have no pics as yet, but would willingly buy 2, if i can submit later?
Noggymike

Byzan a4 wrote:
I have no pics as yet, but would willingly buy 2, if i can submit later?


Hi Mark

No pic submission needed to buy a calendar!

However

I WILL HOLD YOU TO YOUR WORD ON SUBMITTING A PIC
quattrokid

Sent a few phots in for scrutinizing 👍
polishing_frenchman

jockthedog wrote:
Mike out foraging....



Rolf Harris ???
Noggymike

polishing_frenchman wrote:
jockthedog wrote:
Mike out foraging....



Rolf Harris ???



Look again Rob

Can't you tell what it is yet!
polishing_frenchman

     quality Mike
Noggymike

quattrokid wrote:
Sent a few phots in for scrutinizing 👍


Thanks Rich!

Not like you only have

1

car to photograph!!!!!
quattrokid

😳 sorry boss (y) ,Mike send back the 3 you don't want,I'll use them again another time 👍😂🍻
Noyjatat

Will get one this week done and sent to you buddy.
Noggymike

Noyjatat wrote:
Will get one this week done and sent to you buddy.


Thanks Gareth


Looking forward to it
Byzan a4

Noggymike wrote:
Byzan a4 wrote:
I have no pics as yet, but would willingly buy 2, if i can submit later?


Hi Mark

No pic submission needed to buy a calendar!

However

I WILL HOLD YOU TO YOUR WORD ON SUBMITTING A PIC


Done, and good, will force me to wash her
boatboy64

are we going to get a preview, or just a surprise?
pdh 14a

1 Purchased thanks.Paul  
Noggymike

boatboy64 wrote:
are we going to get a preview, or just a surprise?



Hi Dave

TBH I'm not sure what has been done in the past re a preview. I should be catching up with Graham at the Buddies meet on Saturday, so I can have a chat to him about it then

Cheers

Mike
Noyjatat

Some RS4 images e-mailed for you to have a look through buddy. Will sort out some more before the weekend of the RS5.
Noggymike

Noyjatat wrote:
Some RS4 images e-mailed for you to have a look through buddy. Will sort out some more before the weekend of the RS5.


Hi Gareth

Thanks for taking the time to submit, it really does make it all worth while!

I'm just about to check out the email entries from the last few days, so bring it on!!

M
Rez

Hi Mike. Will defo be ordering one of these bad boys. I'd like to submit my favourite S4/ RS4 image of the year. I've entitled it "fuckDIS" See what I did there? I feel this image captures everything that stirs the emotions every time we fire up our SRS's.

Not mine by the way, mine's fixed    

Noggymike

Rez wrote:
Hi Mike. Will defo be ordering one of these bad boys. I'd like to submit my favourite S4/ RS4 image of the year. I've entitled it "fuckDIS" See what I did there? I feel this image captures everything that stirs the emotions every time we fire up our SRS's.

Not mine by the way, mine's fixed †




LMAO!!!

Hit a nerve there!!!!!
Rez

Noggymike wrote:
Rez wrote:
Hi Mike. Will defo be ordering one of these bad boys. I'd like to submit my favourite S4/ RS4 image of the year. I've entitled it "fuckDIS" See what I did there? I feel this image captures everything that stirs the emotions every time we fire up our SRS's.

Not mine by the way, mine's fixed †




LMAO!!!

Hit a nerve there!!!!!


  August please if possible, it's my birthday  
Noggymike

Rez wrote:
Noggymike wrote:
Rez wrote:
Hi Mike. Will defo be ordering one of these bad boys. I'd like to submit my favourite S4/ RS4 image of the year. I've entitled it "fuckDIS" See what I did there? I feel this image captures everything that stirs the emotions every time we fire up our SRS's.

Not mine by the way, mine's fixed †




LMAO!!!

Hit a nerve there!!!!!


August please if possible, it's my birthday †




That's fine dude

It just means your "special" calendar will cost £1,000      
Rez

[/quote]

That's fine dude

It just means your "special" calendar will cost £1,000 [/quote]

Ah ok, I'll just take a normal one then please  
Rez

Rez wrote:


That's fine dude

It just means your "special" calendar will cost £1,000 [/quote]

[/quote]

Ah ok, I'll just take a normal one then please †
Noggymike

Update

21:43

27/10/2015




2015 Audisrs Calendar received picture entries from..........



S4 Muzza

Jose De Bardi ( sorry I can't do the funny bit above the "e")

Fullraceken

Roo

Will 1981

LOWRIDER

David Reid

kmm

Crouchie

B3ndy

guymcc

Andyevo

Stimpy

stuartx

Paul Hanney

19seventynine

Norrs2

Jockthedog

markmcc

Hpsauce

Aragorn

Nez

Alps

Noyjatat




First of all

Thanks to all the above for taking the time and effort to submit their pics!

Just 1 point I have to re confirm is ......

PLEASE



PLEASE



PLEASE


make sure your pic is above 2mb resolution!


below this, once published it makes your pics look like your car is in the middle of of snow storm in July!!!




xx

M
Roberto Muggli

Noggymike wrote:
Update

21:43

27/10/2015



Mike yesterday the time went one hour backwards, not a year forward  
Noggymike

Roberto Muggli wrote:
Noggymike wrote:
Update

21:43

27/10/2015



Mike yesterday the time went one hour backwards, not a year forward †



Love it R

I'm so wrapped upin this bl00dy calendar I think it's 2015 already!!!!!!!

xx

M
crouchie

Roberto Muggli wrote:
Noggymike wrote:
Update

21:43

27/10/2015



Mike yesterday the time went one hour backwards, not a year forward †



   

I know mine was less than 2mb so I guess it will just be a thumbnail in the bottom corner of September  
Lewis

I've sent a few pictures Mike I'll try to get better quality ones to you as soon as poss
Cheers
Lewis.
stuartx

crouchie wrote:
Roberto Muggli wrote:
Noggymike wrote:
Update

21:43

27/10/2015



Mike yesterday the time went one hour backwards, not a year forward †





I know mine was less than 2mb so I guess it will just be a thumbnail in the bottom corner of September †


Mines is looking like that way too
Noggymike

crouchie wrote:




I know mine was less than 2mb so I guess it will just be a thumbnail in the bottom corner of September †



You have no excuse not to get some good ones on Sat Geoff, when you do a mini "Noggy" tour of Worcs


@ Lewis, cheers

@ Stu, I can put you in the top corner away from crouchie if you want    

xx
crouchie

Noggymike wrote:
crouchie wrote:




I know mine was less than 2mb so I guess it will just be a thumbnail in the bottom corner of September †



You have no excuse not to get some good ones on Sat Geoff, when you do a mini "Noggy" tour of Worcs


@ Lewis, cheers

@ Stu, I can put you in the top corner away from crouchie if you want

xx


You will have to bring that £500 worth of camera prizes with you then    My Galaxy (R)S4 has got a great camera on it but nothing like a proper digital LSR  

Shouldn't the Noggy being going in the top corner being the faster colour  
Noggymike

crouchie wrote:
Noggymike wrote:
crouchie wrote:




I know mine was less than 2mb so I guess it will just be a thumbnail in the bottom corner of September †



You have no excuse not to get some good ones on Sat Geoff, when you do a mini "Noggy" tour of Worcs


@ Lewis, cheers

@ Stu, I can put you in the top corner away from crouchie if you want

xx


You will have to bring that £500 worth of camera prizes with you then † †My Galaxy (R)S4 has got a great camera on it but nothing like a proper digital LSR †

Shouldn't the Noggy being going in the top corner being the faster colour †



Have we now got a "Thumbnail location off" ??? LOL!



Well, there is

only 1 way to find out....................

crouchie

Would I win if we base it on the file size??? †If so lets go for that †

I have said FILE size  
Noggymike

19:48

28/10/2014




2015 Audisrs Calendar received picture entries from..........



S4 Muzza

Jose De Bardi ( sorry I can't do the funny bit above the "e")

Fullraceken

Roo

Will 1981

LOWRIDER

David Reid

kmm

Crouchie

B3ndy

guymcc

Andyevo

Stimpy

stuartx

Paul Hanney

19seventynine

Norrs2

Jockthedog

markmcc

Hpsauce

Aragorn

Nez

Alps

Noyjatat

Lewis


Superb effort so far guys!



There are still a few who have secretly promised me some pics

(not that sort!)




So get your asses in gear!!!!!





quattrokid

Oi 👀 you deleted mine already Mike ?   Charmed 😤😢
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