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HEKTOR

Just back from JJB

My car was knocking about and felt as if it was falling apart (which it is)

Johnny gave it the once over and found the problem, confirmed its not as bad as i thought and that it can be sorted.

Heading back down to hopefully get more power and and go for another spin it his crazy s4     fastest car i've ever been in in my life and makes mine feel like a shed on square wheels    

Top service and a top guy  

Cheers johnny and i'll hopefully see you soon

Eddie
Rasss-4

What did he find Hektor??
will1981

Rasss-4 wrote:
What did he find Hektor??


A cracked ring?  

And you thought I was tight Eddie..........
JohnnyB

Thanks Eddie for making the trip down from Glasgow to see us.

Was nice to see you again.

Will send you an email in the next couple of days regarding the other bits and pieces we found with the rear suspension.

Pleased you like my silver S4 it does go well. Just need to get the exhaust manifolds fitted from KKD and get Rich to cast his magic laptop over it again.

You cheeky tw*t Will!!!!
           
Rasss-4

 
guymcc

Good to here you're getting the old girl sorted!
Back end ring knackered eh hahahaha
HEKTOR

alot more than a cracked ring will lol
will1981

HEKTOR wrote:
alot more than a cracked ring will lol



Ouch, you won't shit right for a week.
HEKTOR

you've seen the size of johnny!  i wont shit right for 2 and be walking like a penguin for a month  
quattrokid

right then "happy feet" I'll try and catch up with you Friday if your free, failing that a week Saturday for a curry with Amanda and see who else is about. Guy will probably be up in Aberdeen  
JohnnyB

I think there has been a misunderstanding the only time any Rings get broken at JJB Motors we sub contract the work out to W Holt ring smashers.    
will1981

^^^nob eyes.........
HEKTOR

   
quattrokid

hey Ed.... you can get the ring sting next weekend on the curry night, I'll bring a sauce thats 750 times hotter than jalipino peppers  after that you'll think your visit to JJB was a piece of piss      
JohnnyB

What is that sauce called??? Would'nt fancy eating that sounds pretty insane.
quattrokid

Hi Johnny

it's called The Bomb





in case you can't read the text it says:

Hotter than any other sauce on earth with exception to Da Bomb ground zero! Pure habanero pepper enhanced with habanero infused  flavour create a sauce measured at 119700 scoville units. Wicked beyond belief !
JohnnyB

Ha ha ha ha ha f*cking hell Rich you really have lost it this time.                
A20 LEE

Only 119700 scoville, infinity chilli sauce is 1,257,486 theres vids on youtube of infinity chilli's making grown men cry!

http://www.firefoods.co.uk/
jimbo

its true, rich really is insane.        
guymcc

^^ and he's chosen, can u believe it, to grow a ginger beard!!
quattrokid

Excuse me !!

How have I lost it Johnny?
How am I insane Jimbo?
according to my colour chart Guy, it's strawberry blonde with a hint of grey, besides it will be off by the weekend  



just wait until your 41, then we'll see what colour your bum fluff you have on yer chin grows      

I ain't the  one with the idea if spending 2-3grand on bloody rear suspension bushes
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